That sad old pervert (Dennis Hof) who owns the Moonlight BunnyRanch brothel in Nevada has decided to open a new alien themed whorehouse because his regular prosties aren’t doing it for him anymore. “They need to be green and wearing those glitter antennas”, I imagine he said to himself while climaxing to The Wrath of Khan.
[Hof] recently bought a rundown bordello 90 miles northwest of Las Vegas and unveiled plans to renovate and reopen it with a science fiction theme [...] It’s all an attempt to cash in on the property’s location just south of the federal installation formerly known as the Nevada Test Site — though nowhere near the actual Area 51.
…But who cares about sex when there are costumes designed by Hof’s partner, tabloid fixture Heidi Fleiss?
Hof’s alien theme is already well past the probing stage, but important details — whether the working women will be painted green, for example — are still being decided [...] It’s unclear whether the costumes will be for everyday use or for promotional events and special occasions.
$ 20 says it has wood paneling. Another $ 20 says 3 out of 4 blindfolded patrons could identify the smell of the place as sadness infused with green body paint mixed with a Star Trek convention and Astroglide. Mmmm, space lube.
Inevitably depressing alien-themed brothel to open in Nevada [io9]
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Answer by Garrett HeinrichsI was told this. It depends on which market you used too. If you use apple, use apple. If you use android, use android. I personally like the android market more because of free apps and all that but I’m used to apple so I will be getting an iphone soon.
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Answer by Francis SepeFirst off, when your in the Dashboard and at the bottom you see the little Microphone at the bottom right hand corner, you see that then you can say “Xbox” Then you have one option, say “Kinect” then you Xbox takes you to the Kinect Hub, from there you can either wave at the Kinect or say “Xbox”. From the Kinect Hub you can say “Dashboard” which takes you back to where you were, or you can say “Previous” for previous page or “Next” for the next page. Then there is “Cancel” if you make a mistake or don’t want to be in there just say “Cancel”. Then there is the coolest part, say “Xbox” in the Kinect Hub and then say “ESPN” or “Sign In” or “Achievements” and you have to say “Xbox” before it, but when you do it will launch those Programs or Apps, whichever you prefer to call them.
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If you’re going to rock out, you might as well do so with a video game console from the ’70s as the core of your guitar. In fact, this is precisely what modder cTrix has done with his gATARI2600. In his configuration, he’s able to write and play new music through an Atari 2600 by using an EPROM programmer (a software application he wrote) and daughterboards to feed the new music back through the instrument. The gATARI also features equalizer and flange pedals, a track selector, and whammy bars that allow the player to switch tracks and make changes on the fly. No details have been posted as to how to make your own just yet, but click past the break to watch cTrix jam both thoroughly and effectively at Blip Fest 2011 in Japan.
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