This are the Hairy Panties from Tarty Farts Nutty Tarts. They have a big ol’ bush printed on the crotch. Actually, it’s not THAT big — I’ve seen bigger, but I also lived through the 70′s. “No, you didn’t.” Fine, but I’ve seen some, how can I put this delicately — HARDCORE ORGY P0RN0S from the era. The drawls cost a staggering $ 36, which, at least by Old Navy boxer standards, is $ 31 too much. Besides, if you want a bush, GROW a bush. But if you want a baby, plant a seed. See where I’m going with this? I think it’s time you knock your girlfriend up.

Hit the jump for a couple more shots of what’s up with the bald cooter trend anyways?

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