Epic Rap Battles Of History: Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates Lyrics I DO NOT OWN THIS NO COPYRIGHT Enjoy Epic Rap Battles Of History Steve Jobs Vs Let me just step right in I got things to invent I’m an innovator baby Change the world Fortune 500 ‘fore you kissed a girl I’m a pimp you’re a nerd I’m slick you’re cheesy Beating you is Apple II easy, I make the products that the artist chooses, And the GUI that Melinda uses, I need to bring up some basic shit, Why’d you name your company after your dick? You blow Jobs, you arrogant prick, With your second hand jeans and your turtle neck, I’ll dig a hole in the middle of your bony head, With your own little spinning beach ball of death “Hippy” You got given up at birth, I took away your network to AIDs research! Combine all your little toys and I still crush that, iPhone, iPad, iPwn, iSmack, A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes, The man uses the machines I built to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes, Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do, Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? Ooh, everybody knows Windows bit off apple I tripled the profits on a PC All the people with the power to create use an apple! And people with jobs, use a PC You know I bet they made this beat on an Apple Nope, foodyloops, PC, You will never, ever catch a virus on an apple, You could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC, Let’s talk about doctors, I’ve seen a few, Cos I got a PC …
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