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This a carved wood guitar by Gig Goldstein (Gig — that’s a great rock name!) featuring an impressive alien in the style of H.R. Giger. The guitar took 40-50 hours to complete but would only take a rockstar seconds to set on fire and smash on stage. Back me up, Jimi! “It’s all about real showmanship, you know? Cats these days, man…hey, pass that joint.” Not until you sign my chest!
Hit the jump for a couple closeups.
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Wanna drink an alien brain hemorrhage shooter like the one in the picture? Of course you don’t. Unfortunately it’s your birthday and your friends are really passive aggressive about picking birthday shots. Well, at least know what you’re getting yourself into. SPOILER: A late-night makeout sesh with your toilet.
To make an alien brain hemorrhage cocktail, fill a shot glass halfway with peach schnapps. Gently pour Bailey’s Irish Cream on top. After the shot is almost full, carefully add a small amount of blue curacao. After it settles, add a small splash (or a few drops) of grenadine syrup.
That…is probably gonna get poured into a potted plant if you buy me one. Don’t get me wrong, I hate to waste booze, but a combo of peach schnapps, Bailey’s, blue curacao and grenadine is hardly booze anyways. I’m a bourbon man. I like it neat, and I like it room temperature. Apparently I also like it more than my ex-girlfriend. Hey, you’re the one that asked me to choose.
Hit the jump for a video (WARNING: salty language) tutorial made by a couple boozehounds in a Scottish pub.
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That sad old pervert (Dennis Hof) who owns the Moonlight BunnyRanch brothel in Nevada has decided to open a new alien themed whorehouse because his regular prosties aren’t doing it for him anymore. “They need to be green and wearing those glitter antennas”, I imagine he said to himself while climaxing to The Wrath of Khan.
[Hof] recently bought a rundown bordello 90 miles northwest of Las Vegas and unveiled plans to renovate and reopen it with a science fiction theme [...] It’s all an attempt to cash in on the property’s location just south of the federal installation formerly known as the Nevada Test Site — though nowhere near the actual Area 51.
…But who cares about sex when there are costumes designed by Hof’s partner, tabloid fixture Heidi Fleiss?
Hof’s alien theme is already well past the probing stage, but important details — whether the working women will be painted green, for example — are still being decided [...] It’s unclear whether the costumes will be for everyday use or for promotional events and special occasions.
$ 20 says it has wood paneling. Another $ 20 says 3 out of 4 blindfolded patrons could identify the smell of the place as sadness infused with green body paint mixed with a Star Trek convention and Astroglide. Mmmm, space lube.
Inevitably depressing alien-themed brothel to open in Nevada [io9]
Thanks to Jackie, who agrees there better be that three-tittied alien chick from Total Recall or GTFO.
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Back when Ridley Scott was tossing around the idea of Prometheus, long before it was going by such a demigodly title, the idea was for the film to be a prequel to Alien, finally explaining why there’s that so-called “space jockey” character reclining in a weird chair in the first film. At some point, though, that seemed to change, and Scott and writer Damon Lindelof repeated insisted, no no, this is definitely not an Alien prequel–it’s an original film with “strands of Alien DNA” connecting it to the Alien series like an Arby’s employee’s thin black hair creating a tenuous link between your beef & cheddar and curly fries.
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If eyes really are the windows to the soul YOU’VE GOT TWO GIANT GAPING HOLES IN THE SIDE OF YOUR HOUSE BRO.
These are the mummified remains of an alien found in Peru. Sure you might think they’re just the remains of a person born with a really unfortunate dome, but no, they’re from an alien. Spanish and Russian doctors agree, yo. You can’t argue with that level of international consensus!
Website RPP is claiming that Renato Davila Riquelme, an anthropologist working at the Privado Ritos Andinos museum in Cusco, has discovered remains of something that isn’t human. Measuring at 20 inches tall, the tiny remains were originally believed to be that of a child, but Spanish and Russian doctors disagree, saying:
“It has a non-human appearance because the head is triangular and big, almost the same size as the body. At first we believed it to be a child’s body until Spanish and Russian doctors came and confirmed that, yes, it’s an extraterrestrial being.
Now I’m not saying these “doctors” should probably lose their licenses for sucking at their jobs, but do you really want surgery performed by somebody who can’t tell an asshole from an elbow? “Well, GW, the good news is we were able to successfully remove the tumor from your leg.” And the bad news?! “We took your penis first by accident.” WHAT?! “Aaaaaaaaand sewed your butthole closed.” I’m gonna explode!
Hit the jump for a bunch more pictures of the not-so-crystal skull.
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This is a picture of the carved vegetable alien corpse Russian cat lady Marta Yegorovnam has been keeping in her fridge for the past two years after pulling it from the wreckage of a crashed UFO in 2009. The best part? She’s still been using the fridge for food storage. You’re f***ing nasty as shit!
She says she approached the flaming wreckage and crumpled metal which she described as ‘unbearably hot’ and near the twisted hulk lay the dead alien.
The ‘creature’ is two feet long, has an enormous head, large bulbous eyes and an appearance somewhere between a fish and a humanoid.
It also appears to have what looks like a string-like arm protruding from its body.
The footage was unearthed by noted paranormal writer and expert Michael Cohen.
["Noted" paranormal writer Michael] Cohen, 40, said: ‘This could be an elaborate hoax, however the possibility that this might be a genuine alien should not be discounted.
LOL @ “this could be an elaborate hoax”. Elaborate, really? Some crazy Russian lady CARVED A F***ING WATERMELON, she didn’t orchestrate a fake moon landing. This sounds like the kind of guy who’d shit bricks if you pulled a coin out of his ear.
Hit the jump for two more shots, including one with a ruler. You know, for scientific-ness.
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