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Sweet tan, bro.

This is HotTug, a hot tub/tugboat hybrid with a wood-burning heater to keep the water warm and a little motor to zoom you around the lake or canal while you’re getting crunk on champagne. It costs ~$ 20,000, but they sell cheaper models if you don’t want the heater or motor. Oooh –a floating cold water pool that doesn’t go anywhere — FUN! Oh man, remember that funny hot tub related Facebook status update that went around? The kid wrote, “Watching the sun come up from the rooftop hot-tub…f*ckin’ a dude, can’t beat that.” Man, that still cracks me up. Commas: they’re important. Unless he was actually banging a dude, in which case, hey — still sounds like a pretty epic night.

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