This is a gallery of TMNT action figures painted by John Harmon of Mint Condition Customs to look way better than they do when they originally come out of the packaging (currently available on eBay HERE). There are even some comparison shots after the jump so you can appreciate just how much nicer they look now. I actually tried doing something similar with one of those cheap love dolls once but she wound up looking like a clown. Then one of my cats popped her and things got AWKWARD (I had to cut her arms and legs off and dispose of her in pieces so my roommates wouldn’t think I’m a pervert). “You should have garbage-bagged and bricked it in a lake.” Oooooooookay, serial killer.
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BOWTIE SOLD SEPARATELY.
This is a Dr. Who themed TARDIS corset. You cinch it up real good in the back, and it makes you look slimer. “Like the Ghostbuster’s pet?” YOU KNOW I MEANT SLIMMER. Etsy seller Corsetwonderland is selling the thing for $ 225, so if you want it, go and get it before some other busty lady beats you to it. You wanna know what my favorite part about it is? It’s one of those corsets that doesn’t cover up your taytays. *bouncing manboobs* Isn’t that right, guys? You guys like to be free, don’t you? Yeah you do. *licks nip, gets hair in mouth*
Thanks to Speakerbag, who agrees the best corsets are the ones made out of same material as fairy tales: pure imagination.
That sad old pervert (Dennis Hof) who owns the Moonlight BunnyRanch brothel in Nevada has decided to open a new alien themed whorehouse because his regular prosties aren’t doing it for him anymore. “They need to be green and wearing those glitter antennas”, I imagine he said to himself while climaxing to The Wrath of Khan.
[Hof] recently bought a rundown bordello 90 miles northwest of Las Vegas and unveiled plans to renovate and reopen it with a science fiction theme [...] It’s all an attempt to cash in on the property’s location just south of the federal installation formerly known as the Nevada Test Site — though nowhere near the actual Area 51.
…But who cares about sex when there are costumes designed by Hof’s partner, tabloid fixture Heidi Fleiss?
Hof’s alien theme is already well past the probing stage, but important details — whether the working women will be painted green, for example — are still being decided [...] It’s unclear whether the costumes will be for everyday use or for promotional events and special occasions.
$ 20 says it has wood paneling. Another $ 20 says 3 out of 4 blindfolded patrons could identify the smell of the place as sadness infused with green body paint mixed with a Star Trek convention and Astroglide. Mmmm, space lube.
Inevitably depressing alien-themed brothel to open in Nevada [io9]
Thanks to Jackie, who agrees there better be that three-tittied alien chick from Total Recall or GTFO.Related Posts:
Ever wonder what a jetpack is good for, besides fulfilling dreams and fighting Nazis? Well, Martin wants you to know there are, in fact, practical applications for its $ 86,000 personal propulsion system. According to the aviation company everyone from emergency responders to search and rescue teams to military personnel could find a place for the dual-engine craft in their arsenal of tools. Sure, we could see how their ability to get in an out where the size of a helicopter or plane might be prohibitive would prove handy, but their high cost and limited carrying capacity make them a tough sell. That doesn’t mean we don’t enjoying seeing the (poorly) rendered vision of our future filled with jetpacks in the video after the break. Come to think of it, we could see this coming in handy for our CES coverage… excuse us, we need to make some phone calls.
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If you haven’t already seen it, this is a video of a shitty high school science teacher dropping a goldfish in liquid nitrogen, then returning it to water where it “reanimates” itself. The goldfish survived due to the Leidenfrost Effect, which allowed this REAL scientist to dip his hand in liquid nitrogen and it not break off and shatter (follow that link for more info). So my question is this, Special Ed — if you believe in science so much, why’d you use a goldfish instead of your own hand? I’ll tell you why — because you’re a sissy. ADMIT IT — ADMIT YOU DON’T EVEN BELIEVE IN SCIENCE! *teacher sobbing* “It’s all true — the drama department was overstaffed!”
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