This is the giant Gollum statue installed in Wellington Airport in New Zealand by special effects maker Weta Workshop to remind everyone that’s where they shoot the Hobbit movies. It’s pretty terrifying. Not sure I could comfortably enjoy a Cinnabon with that staring at me. A creepy fat man either. WHAT ARE YOU AFTER, ME OR THE CINNAMON ROLL?!
Hit the jump for shots from different angles and a video of the installation.
This is a video from some POS ‘reality’ wedding show that I’ll vehemently deny l’d ever watch (despite the fact that like 20% of my DVR is Bridezillas I can’t bring myself to delete because I might want to watch them again), featuring a creepy ring-bearing Gollum. Some show background, which I TOTALLY DID NOT copy/paste from the TLC website trying to find out what time it comes on:
Every bride thinks she’s having the perfect wedding, but what if four brides agree to be guests at each other’s weddings to decide which is best? Tune into find out as these brides score each other’s big day for a fabulous honeymoon vacation prize.
Anyway, some couple who obviously don’t understand the concept of winning decided it would be a good idea to have SOME CREEPY DUDE DRESSED UP (down?) AS GOLLUM come out of a pond to be the ring bearer. You really just have to see it to believe it. But one ring thing’s for sure: that shit was classy as a Mordorf***er.
Hit the jump for more sexy than should be legal for a wedding ceremony.
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