Note: Video is graphic blood-wise and song does have dirty words, so make sure to call everybody in your office over and watch at full volume.
This is a film short/music video directed by Ilya Naishuller for the Biting Elbows song ‘Bad Motherf***er’. It’s the second point-of-view video in a series (first one HERE) that has to do with like some sort of teleportation device and beating up evil Ruskies and being an all around badass. Dude reminds me a lot of myself. Dude reminds me nothing of myself. If video games looked like this I wouldn’t be sitting here writing Geekologie right now, I’ll tell you that. Hell, video games don’t look anything like this yet and I still have God of War on pause right now.
Hit the jump for the video (Vimeo and Youtube) and pretend YOU ARE THAT GUY.
This is a Bumblebee pipe made for smoking hash oil. It was a collaboration piece between Banjo (fun fact: I used to own a Banjo stemless bubbler many moons ago!) and Bluegrass Man. As beautifully crafted as it is, pieces like this always give me the heebie jeebies. Amazing, yes, but something I want to be holding and responsible for setting down when I’m high? No. One time I broke a pipe made out of a rock.
Hit the jump for a shot of the side.
Huawei has its sights set on the US market. The Chinese manufacturer aims to be within the United States’ top 5 mobile phone companies within the three years. In order to reach that goal the company needs some impressive hardware — and marketing. The Huawei Ascend D Quad is a fine entry into the smartphone race and now, with the MediaPad 10 FHD, Huawei has a legitimate tablet as well.
The MediaPad 10 FHD packs a punch. Under the 10.1-inch 1920 x 1200 IPS display rests a quad-core CPU and 16-core GPU, which the company promises will provide “Smooth Game Experience”. The MediaPad’s back houses an 8MP camera and the tablet measures in at just 8.8mm thick. To top it all off, the tablet will ship with an LTE radio. No word on cost or availability just yet, but if priced right, this Android 4.0 tab could give the Galaxy Tab 10.1 and Asus Transformer line some serious competition.
If you haven’t already seen them, this is a series of ridiculously impressive Westeros locations faithfully recreated in Minecraft. I know, they’ve already been out for like a week now, but what can I say, I like being late to the party. Think of me as like, the fashionable late belle of the ball. “You reek of booze.” Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t realize there were going to be any PENCIL-PEENED CHAPERONES PRESENT. *spikes punchbowl, drinks straight from ladle* This party’s tapped anyways, who wants to go to IHOP? “You gonna puke in the parking lot again?” Depends, you gonna challenge me to drink a whole bottle of syrup again? “Nope.” That was a joke, I always puke regardless.
Hit the jump for like, twelve or sixteen more (I lost count) of the impressive.
This is a miniature Death Star carved out of a ping pong ball and some card-stock. It’s pretty impressive for being so teensy. Speaking of — you ever played the game where you and a friend shoot ping pong balls out of your mouths trying to hit each other in the face? It’s actually kinda fun. Well, at least until you swallow a few and have to pass them the next day. I felt like a f***ing sea turtle laying eggs.
Hit the jump for a couple more shots including a couple of the process and a size-comparison next to a pack of smokes in case you’re not sure how big a ping pong ball is.
This is a video of somebody playing the Harry Potter theme entirely on the rims of wine glasses. No clue where the hell they got thirty wine glasses from, but my guess is somebody’s mom is no stranger to popping a bottle before noon. That’s my kinda lady. Love those red teeth.
Hit the jump for the video.
This is a shot of Youtube user 16bitghost’s (AKA Pete’s) extensive home gaming setup. As you can see, he has pretty much every console ever including some that only existed on the city of Atlantis before Poseidon sank it because its citizens started worshiping science instead of him. HISTORICAL FACT. The only real question about the whole setup is how Pete connects everything, or if he just pulls out a console on an as-desired basis and plugs it in individual. Don’t get me wrong, that’s still cool, it’s just that I have all my old consoles connected wirelessly. “GW, do you even HAVE any gaming consoles?” No, and my laptop is so shitty it crashes playing Minesweeper.
Hit the jump for several more pictures and a 12-minute video walkthrough of the room.
This is a short video of a guy showing off his homemade Star Trek phaser. No clue how he made it, but it does look pretty good as far as homemade phasers go. Mine? Mine looks like a laser pointer taped to a water gun. *squirting* “Is that…hot sauce?” Did Spock Vulcan nerve pinch my tits till I couldn’t feel my nips? “Huh?” Yes, the answer’s yes. *rubbing chest with ice cube* See? Nothing.
Hit the jump for the video.
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This is a short video of a guy showing off his homemade Star Trek phaser. No clue how he made it, but it does look pretty good as far as homemade phasers go. Mine? Mine looks like a laser pointer taped to a water gun. *squirting* “Is that…hot sauce?” Did Spock Vulcan nerve pinch my tits till I couldn’t feel my nips? “Huh?” Yes, the answer’s yes. *rubbing chest with ice cube* See? Nothing.
Hit the jump for the video.
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This is a stop motion LEGO video about a ninja that has to fight off a whole band of bad guys all by himself because that’s how true heroes do it — ALONE. “You’re just saying that because you don’t have any friends.” Friends? I don’t even have an acquaintance.
Hit the jump for the movie.
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