How cute is that? “Super cute.” And this picture of a sleepy kitten on top of a sleepy puppy? “Also cute.” Aaaaaaaaand what about this? “WHAT THE F*** IS THAT?!” Haha, that’s a picture I found online of a rash that closest resembles mine. Well — what’s your professional opinion? “Looks like Mars but…” But on a ballsack?! Because that’s exactly what it feels like too.

Engage! The Star Trek Engagement Ring Marriage Proposal [obviouswinner]

Thanks to Mark, who proposed with an “It’s a Trap” ring box. It…didn’t go over as well.

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