Seen here looking majestic (in my mind there were angels singing), this is the Hulk shaped cloud spotted by Redditor Bartonnen’s father. I’m not sure how long the green giant stood up there terrifying locals, but a skywriter missed a golden opportunity to add a ‘HULK SMASH’ above him (or just come flying through his chest like an alien baby). Could you defeat a cloud hulk? No. Could I? No. Could the two of us working together? Absolutely not, I hate teamwork. One time I was supposed to be the anchor during tug-o-war and I pushed everyone in front of me.
Thanks to my ex-friend Terry, who has a condition that only allows him to see pecker shaped clouds.Related Posts:
These are some moon shaped ice cream cakes designed for Häagen-Dazs by Nipa Doshi and Jonathan Levien. Nice try guys, but we all know the moon is made of cream cheese. “You mean green cheese?” Don’t be ridiculous.
The white moon consists of a pistachio biscuit base, layers of macadamia nut ice cream and meringue and a coating of raspberry ice cream. The orange moon has crunchy chocolate at the bottom, layers of nutty ice cream and salted caramel and a coating of vanilla ice cream.
Which moon do you want? I want the white one. Well, I want the REAL one, but I’ll settle for the white ice cream one. “You’ll get nothing and like it.” I’ll get nothing and pout like a child. “I love it when you’re sad and angry — they look good on you.” Yeah? So do bras. I like the lacy ones where you can still see my nips.
Thanks again to chichi, who agrees the best ice cream cakes are shaped like dinosaurs.
You might wanna get that hand looked at brobro. This is a custom skull-shaped purse made by Etsy seller Griffin Leather. It’s the perfect size for toting around your favorite skull of a slain enemy. Also makes a great accessory for witches! Seriously ladies, enough with the black robes — you need to add some color and ACCESSORIZE. Take this little number I’m wearing. “A tanktop that shows your bra if you lift your arms and a slap-bracelet?” AND? “Jean skort?” It’s like a skirt but you can’t see my penises if I bend over. “Penises like, plural?” *wink* I know a little magic myself!
Hit the jump for shots of the thing from all angles.
Plastic beads, my favorite!
This is the Kuru-Kuru Nabe (Round and Round Pot) invented by Japanese dentist Hideki Watanabe using dental plaster to coat the insides of a pot. When water boils inside, it creates a natural whirlpool, gently stirring your (let’s not kid ourselves) Ramen. How this has never been available before is beyond me, but I suspect a conspiracy. You think the Illuminati don’t have all the pot and pan manufacturers in their back pocket? Please, they faked the moon landing didn’t they? “That was NASA.” Yeah but what’s NASA spelled backwards? “ASAN.” Right, and what’s the name of that lion from that children’s book? “Aslan?” Beware the white witch. “You need help.” I…need a lot of things. Including to remember to start eating breakfast and lunch.
Hit the jump for multiple videos of the pot stirring plastic beads (NOT butt beads), vegetables, noodles, and eggs. So many videos of watching water boil!
Note: Space-Bat bravely passed away three years ago today. GONE BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN.
This the Harmless Hunter ‘Killshot’ Camera, a camera built into a fake rifle’s scope and designed to take pictures of the animal you were going to kill instead of actually killing it. It…is not the camera to bring to an inauguration.
Harmless Hunter “KillShot” will allow people of all ages to get outdoors, explore, and discover a recreational pastime that has exisited throughout our history. Hunting and documenting the hunt has become extremely popular. The “KillShot” becomes a digital photo trophy instead of the body part of an animal being kept as a trophy. This can be used year round when game is out of season to satisfy the lust for hunting while getting you ready for the harvest season. The crosshairs will show on the photo where the shot would have been, the background will show if the shot was safe or unsafe. It will help teach gun safety by operating like a lethal hunting rifle, except, it takes pictures and fires no projectiles.
I sneak up behind people and fake stab them all the time, so I can definitely relate to the concept. The gun is currently just a Kickstarter project at the moment, with finished rifle-cams coming out to ~$ 150 if they actually see production. If they don’t make it to production, you’re gonna be left taking pictures of your would-be kill on a regular digital camera with a paper towel roll taped to the end with toothpick cross-hairs. Just make sure instead of yelling cheese you yell– “Let me guess, MEAT.” No. I was gonna say ‘BANG BANG BANG!’ and set off some fireworks.
Hit the jump for an example photo, several more renderings of the rifle, and a link to the Kickstarter page.Related Posts:
Pillow talk?! F*** that noise — I’m going to bed!
Booty Pillows (not to be confused with Lap Pillows) are real $ 30 products shaped like the small of a woman’s back and buttcheeks for resting your head on at night because you don’t have the real thing and a fake one is better than nothing, amirite? No, I’m not. It’ll only make you sad, and nobody wants to sleep on a pillow soaked in tears. Unless they’re virgin tears, in which case I’MMA WRING THAT SHIT OUT AND MAKE SOME F***IN’ POTIONS!*looking through spell book* The uninspiring story of the Booty Pillow:
The story of the Booty Pillow is quite simple. Lull was laying on a girl’s butt/small of her back. He thought to himself, “Man, this is really comfortable. I wish I could just take this and keep it. It feels so great!” The next day, he called Nic, told him the story, and then said, “We should make Booty Pillows!” Nic laughed and followed, “I’m down. Let’s do it!” The rest is history.
That…was painful. And I’m pretty sure it left out the part where the chick farted. $ 30 gets one in your color choice of chocolate, cheetah, caramel, burgundy or Amsterdaaamn (snow white). Alternatively, save yourself $ 30 and put a pair of underwear stolen from a dryer in your apartment building’s laundry room on an existing pillow. Which is exactly what I did. My lumpy-ass pillow’s wearing Joe Boxers! Aaaaaaaaaand they have skid marks. *stripping bed and burning mattress*
Hit the jump for a bunch more product shots with some of the most confusing imagery I’ve ever seen.Related Posts:
Apple is slowly but inexorably changing the standard four-lobed Philips screws with “pentalobe” screws in its new iPhone 4 models and swaps them out when you take the iPhones into the Genius Bar for service. This aggression will not stand, man! Luckily, the lads at iFixIt found a solution: they’re now selling pentalobe drivers in a iPhone Liberation Kit and, better yet, they hired a hot presenter to talk about the whole thing on video.
Even if you don’t find the prospect of pentalobes that egregious, just remember: It’s clear that this is the first step towards a totalitarian state run by oligarchs.
For those looking for something different in a flash drive, check out Rollin Rockers’s new limited edition LP. It comes in a very unconventional form factor. A pill shape. This Pill Shaped USB flash drive will cost you $15 each.
Aside from all the songs that you get on a regular LP, the additional space on the USB flash drive features music videos, photos and exclusive Rollin Rockers content to keep fans happy.
It shouldn’t be a problem for you not to confuse this one with other pills you take, unless you take giant horse-sized pills.
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