This is a video of somebody trolling a lil spider by drawing a line wherever he wants to go, causing him to turn turn around and try another route. I’m not sure if it’s the smell of fresh ink or the line itself that freaks the little guy out, but by the end he just says ‘SCREW IT ALL!’ and marches across all the lines. That’s right — he learned. And now future generations of spiders won’t be afraid of lines anymore. *smacking Youtube uploader* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Hit the jump for the killer soundtrack.
Seen here looking exactly how I’d imagine a piece of shit internet troll would (okay, maybe a little older), Darren Burton (aka Facebook user Nimrod Severn), is confronted by a reporter about the offensive (and often racist) comments he leaves on the memorial pages of the recently deceased. Things go about how you’d expect considering Darren is a 41-YEAR OLD with nothing better to do than troll Facebook pages. Trolls, man — they’re why we can’t have nice things. They’re always hiding under their little bridge just waiting to ruin things for everybody who has to pass over them. God, how about you stop being such a nancy and crawl out from under that bridge AND SAY IT TO SOMEBODY’S FACE. “Fine, maybe I will.” Good! “I hate you and I ha…” HOOOOOOOOOOONK! *GW drives 18-wheeler straight through butthole like a mountain tunnel* Did somebody saying something? I had my trucker music up full blast. *peels out in a blaze of chrome mudflap girls*
Hit the jump for the damn, just go die bro. Living to troll ain’t f***ing living.Related Posts:
Troll skulls: they really tie a room together.
This is a video of a guy who collected 1,000 troll skulls in Skyrim and then dumped them all over his house so he has to wade through them on the way to the kitchen. You know, I actually did something similar in Fallout 3 except, instead of troll skulls, I used nothing but bent tin cans. Plus I kept a pile of dead bodies in my bedroom. Sucks you couldn’t pick up candles in the game or it would have been a regular bachelor pad.
Hit the jump for MTV Cribs: Skyrim edition.Related Posts:
I’m sorry, but this made me smile. A lot. The fun part is that this is the second time the location was hit by anti-Apple fanboys. The first time around it was emblazoned with a big, official-looking Windows logo. This time though, the vandals hit Apple where it hurts: its kool-aid drinking followers. Good times. But it’s wrong! Don’t do this yourself!
This is a demonstration of the Touch-Enabled aluminum Apple iMac from Troll Touch, Valencia, CA.Related Posts: